12.07.2004
regarding the previous post (see below), which was, and is, about inventions, and contained an almost-unprecedented amount of unnecessary puncuation and/or adverbs:
i hereby patent my idea to get rich, construct a private salt water reservoir on my property, and stock the thing entirely with flying fish. that way, i could take guests out on my pontoon boat and then, when they least expect it, drop a car battery into the water, causing all the fish to explode out of the water, whizzing by our heads as the women and children scream out DEAR GOD I'M HIT!
also, you could fish without poles.
nathan filibustered at 5:02:00 PM
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regarding the previous post (see below), which was, and is, about inventions, and contained an almost-unprecedented amount of unnecessary puncuation and/or adverbs:
i hereby patent my idea to get rich, construct a private salt water reservoir on my property, and stock the thing entirely with flying fish. that way, i could take guests out on my pontoon boat and then, when they least expect it, drop a car battery into the water, causing all the fish to explode out of the water, whizzing by our heads as the women and children scream out DEAR GOD I'M HIT!
also, you could fish without poles.
nathan filibustered at 5:02:00 PM
at the podium.
name: ..nathan..
shoes: thin, uncomfortable
sleeping in: queens (the city, not Latifah)
mirror: :rorrim
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current crush: young britt eckland
lunch: i'm into brunch now
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