12.02.2004
i am confident that the following exchange, written with my hottie sister lara and inspired by a Charlotte department store known only as Belk's , represents a snippet of perfect dialogue that, when inserted into any and every film, television show, or play, would instantly make the world a better place.
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CHIEF TARKOFSKI
(throwing hands in the air)
Goddammit Belk! That's the third suspect
you've shot this week!
JOHN BELK
(matter-of-factly)
Thank God it's Friday, eh Chief?
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i'm not sure what Belk looks like yet, but one thing's for sure: he's surly, unshaven, and doesn't play by the rules.
nathan filibustered at 2:01:00 PM

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