11.20.2005
if one were to watch exclusively tv news this weekend, one would be led to believe that the greatest threat to the civilized world is unsupervised turkey-frying.
unrelated story: i saw jenna bush last night at about 4:00am in some basement bar in the l.e.s. i wanted to give her the ty-webb-to-lacey-underall-at-the-club-dinner look, but she didn't look over to my table. this was fortunate, probably, as i am almost certain that trying to plant the flag on The W's daughter gets you an fbi file.
when i feel motivated i'll write about meeting keith richards in a club called the deuce in south beach. quick preview: pink sox with alligator skin boots, marlboro light softpack, no pockets. nathan filibustered at 4:42:00 PM